Sarcasm University T-Shirt — "Microsoft Scales Globally / Macintosh Scales Eventually" Tech Humor Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“MS scales globally. MacroHard scales… eventually.”
A bold tech parody tee for engineers, founders, and anyone who's seen a roadmap slip. Clean design, clever contrast, and start-up sarcasm — wear it to the next sprint review or product launch.
Show your sarcasm in style with this tech‑titan showdown tee.
Designed like a tongue‑in‑cheek varsity crest, it’s perfect for anyone who lives online, writes razor‑sharp commit messages, or enters meetings armed with dry wit and a raised eyebrow. Built with AI flair—think “Macrosoft‑style ambition”—but this one’s actually in production, LOL. Crafted by AstraCodex.ai.
Lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes cleanly under a jacket or over a chair. The crew neck and classic fit keep the look casual but put-together, while the subtle distressed style of the graphics gives an offbeat, lived-in vibe. Slip it on for hack nights, late study sessions, or any day that needs a little ironic commentary.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color for blends)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certified
- Prints applied with DTG and DTF methods for detailed, durable sleeve and neck designs
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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